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Run away from Machine Gun Train Run
The RunsI’ve taken a well-deserved hiatus from writing recently to settle into my day job, enjoy time with friends and family, and to play more Counter Strike than is healthy. The stresses of writing...
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Hyper Bounce Blasting the cobwebs off
Once more into the bullet-hell fray we go courtesy of Paul Marrable from Flump Studios. We’ve featured some of Paul’s earlier work, including Pester and Horizon Shift, never failing to come away...
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Conan Sex-iles…Or Something
If you have caught any of the games media’s Conan Exiles coverage over the past few weeks you would be mistaken for thinking that there wasn’t much to it, other than cock lengthening and tit-o-meters....
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Clustertruck – The Epitome Of Classy Names
The aptly named Clustertruck by Landfall Games is a 3D physics platformer where you have to navigate dangerous levels while only being able to touch the plentiful white trucks. It sounds simple and,...
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An Interview with a Walrus
Twitch.tv has been a nearly unstoppable juggernaut since it was acquired by Amazon, with viewer and streamer counts both in the millions. Looking around for a streamer to watch on Twitch.tv has never...
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You’re a Kid, You’re a Squid, You’re a Fucked Off Grown Man Admittedly, Splatoon 2 is my first exposure to the series and, while I only have about a dozen hours of play under my belt, there are a few...
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Yin & Yang – Oriental Empires Review
Oriental Empires is a Turn-based 4X game released on PC. The game is developed by Shining Pixel Studio and published by Iceberg Interactive.When you first get into a grand campaign in Oriental...
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Local Multiplayer Is Back!
Anyone familiar with my review history will know that I’ve been quite vocal about the “death” of local multiplayer. Which, for the most part, I still believe. However 2016 and 2017 have seen a fair...
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OneShot – Undertale’s Ugly Cousin
OneShot, like Undertale, is best experienced without any prior knowledge. If you can, go and play it for yourself because this review contains spoilers. As I said above OneShot is like Undertale. It...
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Niche: A Genetics Survival Game – Why Incest Is Bad
Game developers often ask each other, how do we make educational games fun? Usually good ideas are thrown around then quickly get stomped into “People don’t want educational games. The Kardashians are...
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